Today in the Break Room
A: (Points to sandwich) You gonna finish that?
B: Yup, planning on it.
A: Can I have a bite?
B: Sorry Pally.
A: Come on… Just a nib-
B: Can’t do it.
A: nib…nibly.
B: Well… You got anything I might want? A little trade action?
A: Uhhh. I.. I… I got a-
B: On second thought I think I would rather have it all to myself. It’s so delicious. Delectable really.
A: That’s fine. Don’t want any anyway.
B: Really, that’s too bad…I was gonna give you a piece…Oh, well…
A: Well, if you were gonna give-
B: (Finishes last bite) That’s too bad.
A: Like I said, didn’t want none anyway.
